Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Applying for Australian Citizenship


Applying for Australian Citizenship (version español)

Australian Flag - image from Wikipedia



There are some requirements in order you can apply for Australian Citizenship, some of them are your current residence status, the time you has been in the country, how long was your visa approved, when was your first entry to Australia and in what condition for instance, as student, with working visa (457) or as a permanent resident etc.


For our particular case, as permanent residents, we should have spend the last four years in the country and not been away for more than 3 months in the last year, so because it has been 4 years since we arrived, we decided to apply.


Documents required?



  • Passport you used when entered the country (normally this will have attached your permanent visa)
  • Previous or new passport (in case you have change passport), for example in my case, my old passport where the PR visa is, it expired so I have to renew it and I took the opportunity to visit my country and did it.
  • Documents that prove your current residence address, It can be the driver license, Medicare card, any utility bills like telephone, electricity, gas, energy and others.
  • Birth certificate.
  • 2 photographs.




You need to generate an application for each member of your family who is 18 year or older and for those who are younger than 18 you can include them in your own application.


The cost for each application is 260 AUD. All documents that are not in English must be translated by a NAATI or a certified translator. Normally you will have all those documents already translated because they are just a subset of the ones you presented when applying for your permanent residency.




How to Apply


You just need to go to www.immi.gov.au and start the process online, after you have launch your application, they will give you a username and password so you can attached all the scanned documents later.


Additionally at the documents mention before, you need to fill out the form 1135 and attach 2 recent photographs, scan that document and attach it online as well.




One important thing with this form is that it has to be signed not only by you but also from someone that can prove the photograph attached belongs to you, that person needs to be in one of the listed professions.


For our particular case, I just asked my daughter's teacher who willingly help us with that.


Two weeks later or so, you will receive by email an appointment to present the Citizenship test, by the way, all the questions in the test comes from a book that you can find here: Australian Citizenship: Our Common Bond The test is just a formality to make sure at least you understand English, it has 20 question and you have to get at least 15 right.




When all of these have been done, you will receive a letter by mail saying that your Citizenship application has been approved and you just have to wait to receive an invitation from the council informing you where and when the Australian citizenship ceremony will be celebrated.



We are still waiting for the council to send us the letter, by the way, not all councils have the same number of ceremonies at year, in our case, our council has ceremonies every 3 months, so we hope the waiting won’t be long.
  




When you got your Australian citizenship, you can apply for an Australian passport, apply for jobs within the government, by elected (if you like or pursue politics) and also you will have the duty to vote.



Aplicando por la ciudadania Australiana 

Australian coat arms - Image from Wikipedia



Hay algunos requisitos para aplicar por la ciudadania Australiana, algunos de ellos como su actual estatus de residencia, el tiempo que ha estado en el pais, hace cuanto fue aprobada su visa, cuando fue la primera vez que entro a Australia y en que condiciones,por ejemplo: como estudiante, con visa de trabajo (457), como residente permanente etc.

En nuestro caso en particular, como residentes permanentes, debimos pasar los ultimos 4 años en el pais y no haber estado por fuera por mas de 3 meses en el ultimo año, asi que como han sido 4 años desde que llegamos, decidimos applicar.

Documentos solicitados?


  • Pasaporte usado cuando entro al pais (normalmente este tiene adjunta la visa)
  • Pasaporte anterior (En caso de que haya cambiado), por ejemplo en mi caso, el pasaporte viejo donde esta la visa expiro asi que tome la oportunidad para visitar mi pais y renovarlo.
  • Documentos que prueben la direccion de su casa, puede ser la licencia de conduccion, la tarjeta de salud, cualquier recibo de servicios como telefono, electricidad, gas, energia u otros.
  • Registro civil.
  • 2 fotografias.
Usted necesita generar una aplicacion por cada miembro de su familia que sea mayor de 18 años y por aquellos menores de 18 puede incluirlos en su propia aplicacion.

El costo de cada aplicacion is de 260 dolares Australianos. Todos los documentos que no esten en Ingles deben ser traducidos por un traductor certificado o NAATI certificado. Normalmente usted tendra esos documentos ya trasladados por que son solamente un subconjunto de los que presento cuando aplico por su residencia permanente.

Como Aplicar

Solo necesita ir a www.immi.gov.au y empezar el proceso en linea, despues de lanzada la aplicacion usted recibira su usuario y contraseña para adjuntar los documentos digitalizados luego.

Adicional a todos los documentos mencionados anteriormente, usted necesita llenar el formulario 1135 y adjuntar dos fotos recientes, digitalizar esos documents y adjuntarlos a la aplicacion en linea.

Una cosa importante con este formulario es que necesita ser firmado por usted y por alguien que pruebe que la persona de la foto es usted, esa persona debe tener una de las profesiones listadas.

Para nuestro caso en particular, Le pedi a la profesora de mi hija y ello muy amablemente nos ayudo con eso.

Dos semanas despues, usted recibira por correo electronico la cita para presentar el examen de residencia, a proposito, todas las preguntas vienen de un libro que puede encontrar aqui: Australian Citizenship: Our Common Bond El examen es simplemente una formalidad para asegurarse de que usted entiende Ingles, el examen tiene 20 preguntas y tienes que responder por lo menos 15 correctas.

Una vez todo esto se haya hecho, recibiras una carta por correo deciendo que tu aplicacion ha sido aprobada y solo tienes que esperar a recibir informacion del council (ente del gobierno como comuna o alcaldia local)  informandote cuando y donde sera celebrada la ceremonia de ciudadania.

Nosotros aun estamos esperando que el council nos envie la carta, a proposito, no todos los council tiene el mismo numero de ceremonias al año, en nuestro caso nuestro council tiene ceremonias cada 3 meses asi que esperamos que la espera no sea muy larga.

Una vez obtengas la ciudadania Australiana, puedes aplicar por el pasaporte Australiano, aplicar por trabajos con el gobierno, ser elegido (si te gusta la politica) y tambien tendras el deber de votar.

Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Dumb , Drunk and Racist

Last week ABC channel presented the TV program Dumb, Drunk and racist.

The host Joe, tries to persuade 4 Indian people that Australian stereotype is wrong.

If you are interested, you can watch the full documentary from the ABC website: ABC

but hold on, that only works if you are in Australia, so the other option is watch it from Youtube:

 Dumb, drunk and racist

I hope you enjoy it.

Monday, 27 January 2014

The list: Melbourne suburbs' liveability ranking revealed

 

I found this news in the Age, Its an old article but I think it could be interesting for some people.

You can read it from here or from the Age (The Age)

 

  • 1. Overall rank
  • + Suburb has risen in rank since 2005 (number indicates how many places)
  • - Suburb has dropped in rank since 2005 (number indicates how many places)\
  • = No change since last survey
  • $$$$$ Median house price above $1.2 million
  • $$$$ Median house price $800k-$1.2 million
  • $$$ Median house price $600k-$800k
  • $$ Median house price $400k-$600k
  • $$$$$ Median house price below $400k

1. South Yarra = $$$$$

Despite six years passing and our methodology somewhat changing since our last survey, South Yarra retains top spot, achieving a perfect score on nine out of 14 indicators, including provision of cafes/restaurants, shopping, schools and culture. Close to the city and coast, it also excels in areas where inner suburbs traditionally struggle — namely, it has plenty of open space and trees, aided by Fawkner Park and the Botanic Gardens. It is also hilly, has great public transport, and falls down only on crime rates and clogged main roads. Hard to budge.

2. East Melbourne = $$$$$

Home to Yarra Park, Treasury Gardens, the MCG and Parliament House, East Melbourne holds its ground in the 2011 survey with top marks in eight categories, also improving its score for shopping after changes to the “Eastbourne” retail strip on Wellington Parade. Not exactly in the belly of the bustle, what it lacks in urgency it makes up in proximity to dynamism — cross a boundary and you enter the CBD (26), Carlton (12), Fitzroy (70), Collingwood (31), Abbotsford (53) or Richmond (51).

3. Armadale +2 $$$$$

Hemmed in on the north, south, east and west by (respectively) Malvern, Dandenong, Glenferrie and Orrong roads, Armadale is perhaps bigger than you think. Toorak Park and Toorak Railway Station, for instance, are both inside its western edge. Train, tram and bus are never far away, shopping is plentiful, and crime rates and congestion on its main roads are not as big a problem as in most other suburbs close to the CBD — the only thing preventing Armadale from a higher ranking is its almost total lack of open spaces.

4. Hawthorn East -1 $$$$$

Unlike those neighbourhoods ranked above it, Hawthorn East can boast only two perfect scores across all indicators — one of those courtesy of its low crime rate. A thin, vertical strip of land between Hawthorn (11) and Camberwell (84), it is rich in historic mansions and stately homes, but the survey doesn’t take architectural aesthetics into account — Hawthorn East simply performs well by every measure, even more so than notable neighbours Kooyong (23), Kew (35) and Canterbury (48).

5. Toorak +1 $$$$$

High congestion, virtually no bus services and basically no open space — these are the things that drag Toorak down to fifth place in our rankings. One of Australia’s most expensive suburbs, with a median house price of $2.274 million, its curving northern boundary is formed by the steep slopes along the Yarra, where Melbourne’s largest homes were initially perched so that wealthy industrialists might keep an eye on their factories in flat “struggletown” suburbs to the north such as Burnley (16) and Richmond (51).

6. Clifton Hill -2 $$$

With a median house price of $766,000 and a ranking solidly in the top 10, Clifton Hill — a leafy oasis of Victorian homes and Yarra parkland amid the traffic of Hoddle Street and the Eastern Freeway — is arguably the best-value suburb in Melbourne: you’ll have to drop down to 20th place (Hampton East) to find somewhere cheaper that’s even close in terms of liveability. So why is it so much higher than its immediate (and pricier) neighbour Fitzroy North (28)? It has marginally better access to the train, it’s a bit hillier, and it has a bit more open space. What’s not to like? Crime levels aren’t great.

7. Parkville +12 $$$$$

A new arrival in the top 10, Parkville, another green oasis in the inner north, scores highly on open space (take a bow, Royal Park), and improved slightly on the last survey with schools and shopping to jump 12 places. What cost it ranking points? Crime, poor access to bus routes and, when you venture onto the main roads, traffic flow is lousy.

8. Ormond +10 $$$$

If you live in Ormond and always wished you could have afforded neighbouring Brighton East (50) or even Brighton (27) proper, here’s solace: your suburb is nicer than both. And cheaper. And, depending on your address, gets you into one of the best schools in Melbourne for free: savvy families know that parts of Ormond (below North Road) fall within the zone for McKinnon Secondary College. Crime is relatively low, there’s a train line and you’re well served by several good Indian restaurants. The only major negatives, at least in terms of how this study works, are small amounts of open space and a flat landscape.

9. Fairfield +1 $$$$

Bordering Clifton Hill (6), it’s not surprising that Fairfield scores highly too: again, access to Yarra Bend parklands means it fares well on open space, with high marks, too, for shopping and cafes. Only less-than-stellar proximity to schools and congested main roads costs it ranking points.

10. Hampton +36 $$$$$

So why did Hampton fare better than neighbouring, and ritzier, Brighton (languishing in 27th spot)? Less congested main roads (none to speak of, really, except Beach Road), slightly more (and hillier) open space, better bus routes and slightly better crime levels. Brighton has better shopping though.

11. Hawthorn -3 $$$$$

12. Carlton +5 $$$$

13. Carlton North = $$$$

14. Aberfeldie +28 $$$$

15. Mont Albert North +1 $$$$

The big performer in the east, Mont Albert North is strong on all indicators. Crossing the Eastern Freeway to the north, however, direct neighbour Doncaster (158) finds itself 143 places further down — the main differences being lack of proximity to schools, congested main roads and crime rates.

16. Burnley +20 $$$$

17. Ripponlea +73 $$$$

When proximity to train, tram and bus are combined, Ripponlea is the best suburb in the city for public transport. What about Melbourne (26), you ask? The CBD scores well, too, but is let down by parkland stretching to Cremorne (74), where there are less bus stops.

18. Windsor -9 $$$$

19. St Kilda East +51 $$$$

20. Hampton East +56 $$$

21. Caulfield South +10 $$$$

22. Balaclava +3 $$$$

23. Kooyong +4 $$$$$

24. Elsternwick = $$$$$

25. Parkdale +3 $$$

26. Melbourne +7 $$$

The Melbourne CBD scores highest for restaurants and cafes. It is also the worst suburb for crime (per capita), but this is because it has so many visitors and so few residents. For instance, many of the violent crimes committed here are “outsider on outsider” offences.

27. Brighton -12 $$$$$

28. Fitzroy North -7 $$$$

29. Albert Park -3 $$$$$

30. Elwood +44 $$$$$

31. Collingwood -9 $$$

32. Ivanhoe -25 $$$$

Ranked seven in the 2005 study, Ivanhoe has dropped 25 spots since then and is a lesson in how a few points can make a big difference. Ivanhoe suffered marginal losses in a few indicators, but the drop is largely attributed to the relative rise of other suburbs.

33. Sandringham -21 $$$$$

34. Prahran -4 $$$$

35. Kew +10 $$$$$

36. Northcote +20 $$$$

37. Footscray +7 $$

The most affordable suburb in the top 50 (by a mile), Footscray rates higher than many traditionally more highly regarded suburbs including blue‑blooded Canterbury (48), super-expensive Middle Park (61) and the middle-class heartland Malvern East (62).

38. Mont Albert = $$$$

39. St Kilda +1 $$$$

40. Williamstown -12 $$$$

41. Brunswick West = $$$

42. Newport +12 $$$

Closing the gap on its desirable neighbour Williamstown (40), Newport is close to the coast and city, scores high on culture and cafes and restaurants, has low congestion on main roads, good proximity to trains and open spaces.

43. Gardenvale +26 *

Melbourne’s smallest suburb, at just under a third of a hectare, Gardenvale - a tiny wedge near Caulfield South (21) and Elsternwick (24) - flies under the radar but is close to the coast and city and has great public transport and roads, overcoming its lack of open space and hills.

44. Flemington +29 $$$

45. Essendon +2 $$$$

46. Kew East -35 $$$$

47. South Melbourne -11 $$$$

48. Canterbury -34 $$$$$

49. Seddon +62 $$$

Twenty years ago, who would have thought that Seddon would be ranked just one spot below Canterbury (48)? The inner-western suburb has risen 62 places since 2005, scoring better in cafes and restaurants thanks to the evolving Victoria Street area, among other factors.

50. Brighton East +3 $$$$

51. Richmond -17 $$$$

With Swan Street, Bridge Road, Victoria Street, Church Street and Victoria Gardens, Richmond is the top suburb for shopping facilities. Its popular cafe and restaurant strips and train and tram services also score highly (although it loses points for traffic congestion).

52. Travancore +40 $$$

53. Abbotsford -18 $$$

54. Black Rock -34 $$$$$

55. Footscray West +34 $$

56. North Melbourne -8 $$$

57. Caulfield +6 $$$$

The established south-east suburb of Caulfield is actually the worst suburb in the city for open space, with relatively few parks, the bigger Caulfield Park falling within Caulfield North (63) and Princes Park in Caulfield South (21).

58. Yarraville +30 $$$

Up-and-coming Yarraville is one suburb closer to the city than Brooklyn (269), yet sits 211 places above it on the list, the disparity pinned down to differences in culture, cafes, schools and open space.

59. Glen Iris +1 $$$$$

60. Montmorency +7 $$

61. Middle Park -2 $$$$$

62. Malvern East -13 $$$$

63. Caulfield North +2 $$$$$

64. Box Hill -3 $$$$

65. Malvern -26 $$$$$

66. Surrey Hills -34 $$$$

67. Alphington -16 $$$$

68. Ashburton -25 $$$$

69. Southbank +12 $$$

As might be expected, Southbank’s proximity to the Arts Centre and the National Gallery of Victoria in St Kilda Road sees it ranked as the top suburb in Melbourne by size of cultural sector.

70. Fitzroy -15 $$$$

71. McKinnon +41 $$$$

72. St Kilda West +34 $$$$$

Any rank inside the top 75 is upper echelon but St Kilda West, with a median housing price of $2.273 million, might expect a higher ranking. Its downsides are busy main roads, flatness and crime.

73. Belgrave -1 $

Also inside the top 75, with a median house price of $370k, Belgrave is the success story of the survey, shattering the trend of outer areas ranking low. If proximity to city and coast are left out, this gem shoots to number two.

74. Cremorne +36 $$$

75. Burwood -52 $$$

One of a wide band of middle-eastern suburbs that have dropped in rank marginally since 2005 — not unlike Blackburn (89) and Bulleen (140) — Burwood fell 52 places in 2011, despite remaining stable in liveability. Its drop is relative to the rise of other suburbs.

76. Glen Huntly -26 $$$$

77. Caulfield East +44 $$$$

78. Brunswick East -10 $$$

79. Murrumbeena = $$$$

80. Ascot Vale +3 $$$

81. Beaumaris -4 $$$$

82. Moonee Ponds +3 $$$$

Outscored by neighbouring Aberfeldie (14), Moonee Ponds has great public transport and is close to the city, schools, shopping and cafes, but its roads are congested, its crime rates are high and it has limited open space.

83. Thornbury +25 $$$

84. Camberwell +7 $$$$$

85. Templestowe Lower -28 $$$

86. Carnegie -11 $$$$

87. Ashwood  -7 $$$

88. Kensington -24 $$$

89. Blackburn -31 $$$$

90. Brunswick -6 $$$

91. Kingsville +27 $$$

92. Princes Hill +34 $$$$

Tiny Princes Hill is the best suburb in Melbourne for proximity to schools, meaning residents on average have less distance to travel to reach a kindergarten, primary, secondary or special needs school — public or private — than anywhere else.

93. Ivanhoe East -22 $$$$$

94. Heidelberg -42 $$$

95. Braybrook -17 $$

This maligned inner-western suburb has limited open space and tree cover, plus high crime, but these are offset by low congestion, great proximity to schools, shopping facilities, cafes and restaurants. Braybrook is also (relatively) close to the city and the beach.

96. South Kingsville +46 *

This little suburb you might not have heard of sneaks into the top 100. South Kingsville sits just underneath Spotswood (157), scores high for cafes, restaurants and culture, is near both the bay and the bridge and is relatively low in crime.

97. Tecoma +6 $

98. Hughesdale -16 $$$

99. Essendon West +2 $$$

100. Highett -34 $$$

101. Sassafras -4 $$

102. Balwyn +5 $$$$$

103. Oakleigh -4 $$$

104. Bentleigh +52 $$$$

Another of the biggest movers, the rise of Bentleigh is probably more a reflection of its relatively low result last time than any major change in the suburb since then.

105. Upwey -19 $$

106. Eltham North +53 $$$

107. Balwyn North -9 $$$$

108. Ringwood East +9 $$

109. Essendon North  -9 $$$$

110. Oak Park -1 $$$

111. Box Hill North -6 $$$

112. Coburg +63 $$$

One of the big improvers since 2005, Coburg rose 63 places (from 175), attributable to a notable increase in score on the size of the cultural sector, following a general inner-northern trend towards renewal and gentrification.

113. Heathmont -18 $$

114. Pascoe Vale South +65 $$$

Cross Moreland Road from Brunswick West (41) and you enter Pascoe Vale South. A big improver since 2005, the suburb rises 65 places, due to nothing dramatic but a series of small gains in half a dozen liveability indicators including shopping services.

115. Ferny Creek +13 *

Topographical mapping reveals that Ferny Creek, perched on the edge of Mount Dandenong, is officially Melbourne’s hilliest suburb. It can also boast, according to per capita measures, the lowest crime rate in Melbourne.

116. Seaholme -2 $$$

117. Macleod -1 $$$

118. Selby -37 $$$

119. Maribyrnong +27 $$$$

120. Kallista -7 $$

121. Mount Waverley -34 $$$

An interesting example of the difference a boundary line can make, stable Mount Waverley is 151 spots above Clayton (272), but the only sizeable difference between the two is Mount Waverley’s good rating on crime.

122. Chadstone -60 $$$

123. Huntingdale +6 $$$

124. Kingsbury -28 $$

125. Briar Hill +67 $$

Adjoining Greensborough (162) and Montmorency (60), Briar Hill has risen 67 places in the rankings since 2005 with improved scores on a range of indicators including cafes and restaurants, proximity to bus lines, size of the local cultural sector and crime.

126. Warrandyte -33 $$$

127. Saint Helena +60 $$$

128. Mount Dandenong +2 $$

The number one suburb for tree density in Melbourne, and, naturally, one of the hilliest, Mount Dandenong sits 152 places higher than its neighbour Kilsyth (280), which has less open space and a less dramatic landscape.

129. Docklands +78 $$$$

Docklands is improving, tram extensions and better shopping contributing to a 78-place rise in ranking since the 2005 study. The waterfront neighbourhood is also a great reflection of how liveability is difficult to define, sitting on virtually equal footing with leafy Eltham (130).

130. Eltham -5 $$$

131. Watsonia -37 $$

132. Port Melbourne -13 $$$$

133. Moorabbin -31 $$$

134. Wattle Glen +9 $$

In the far east, north of Diamond Creek (205), Wattle Glen is a low-density suburb that ranks on the bottom for shopping facilities yet very well for its low levels of road congestion, its open space, tree cover and proximity to trains.

135. Cheltenham -15 $$$

136. Bellfield +1 $$

137. Box Hill South -14 $$$

138. Lower Plenty +11 $$$

139. Pascoe Vale +25 $$$

140. Bulleen -37 $$$

141. Ringwood North +3 $$

142. Vermont -4 $$

143. Mitcham -16 $$$

144. Edithvale +23 $$

The corridor along the coast between Aspendale (266) and Frankston (193) does not fare well. Except for Edithvale, which is better on trains, congestion, tree cover and schools, outranking nearby Chelsea Heights (290) by 146 places.

145. Preston -12 $$$

146. Mordialloc-24 $$$

147. Dingley Village +4 $$

148. Springvale South -8 $$

149. Strathmore Heights +46 $$$

150. Blackburn South +21 $$$

151. Beaconsfield +10 $$

152. Olinda -8 $$

153. Maidstone +109 $$

A big part of the inner-west resurgence, Maidstone has risen 109 places (more than any other suburb) since 2005. Another great example of the variable nature of liveability, it is ranked alongside the tourist village of Olinda (152).

154. Coburg North +55 $$

155. Glen Waverley +58 $$$

156. Nunawading -41 $$$

157. Spotswood +20 $$$

158. Doncaster -34 $$$

159. Yallambie +4 $$

160. Park Orchards -24 $$$$

161. Noble Park +22 $$

162. Greensborough -15 $$

163. Seabrook +68 $$

Improved open space and provision of cafes and restaurants has helped outer south-western Seabrook rise 68 places since the 2005 Liveable Melbourne survey, although the greatest change was an increase in proximity to bus lines. It scores well on congestion, open space and proximity to coast.

164. Jacana +5 $

With a median house price of $385,000, one of the lowest in the survey, Jacana, near Broadmeadows, is relatively good value, perched midway in our table above many much pricier suburbs.

165. Blackburn North +13 $$$

166. Burwood East -35 $$$

167. Research +22 $$$

168. Clayton South -34 $$

169. Viewbank -21 $$$

170. Kalorama = $$

171. Belgrave South +17 $$$

172. West Melbourne +36 $$$$

173. Donvale +33 $$$

174. Doncaster East -16 $$$

175. Upper Ferntree Gully +27 $$

176. Reservoir -44 $$

Located just north of Preston (145), Reservoir is Melbourne’s most populous suburb, home to more than 45,000 residents. A slight decline in a few indicators caused the suburb to drop 44 ranking spots since 2005.

177. Rosanna -27 $$$

178. Mentone -4 $$$

In many ways, Mentone is an ideal bayside suburb, and it does score highly for shopping, cafes and coastal proximity, but it is dragged out of the top half of the rankings by low scores on public transport, open space, and lack of hilliness and tree cover.

179. Oakleigh East +42 $$$

180. Williamstown North +9 *

181. Niddrie +18 $$$

182. Oakleigh South -30 $$$

183. Belgrave Heights +43 $$

184. Altona +12 $$$

185. Montrose -25 $$

186. Wheelers Hill +52 $$$

One of the highest risers in our list since the last survey, the south-eastern suburb of Wheelers Hill jumps up 52 places. A major attraction is the vast Jells Park, which has nine kilometres of bike paths.

187. Templestowe -6 $$$$

188. Clarinda -53 $$

189. Avondale Heights -4 $$

190. Heatherton +33 $$$

191. Keysborough +46 $$

192. Ringwood -27 $$

193. Frankston -25 $

194. North Warrandyte +42 $$$

195. Monbulk -15 $$

196. Glenroy -14 $$

197. Dallas +1 $

198. Fawkner +3 $$

199. Eaglemont -37 $$$$$

Dropping 37 places since our last survey in 2005, leafy Eaglemont, proud custodian of a group of homes designed around parkland by Walter Burley Griffin, ranks as the lowest-placed suburb with a median house price over $1.2 million — two spots below Dallas, where the median house price is just $320,000.

200. Plenty +28 $$$$

201. Boronia -61 $$

202. Seaford -49 $$

203. Bentleigh East +51 $$$

204. The Basin +14 $$

205. Diamond Creek +18 $$

206. Dandenong -34 $$

207. Watsonia North +3 $$

208. Sunshine -8 $$

209. Vermont South -33 $$$

210. The Patch +25 $$

211. Carrum -58 $$

212. Frankston North -39 $

The cheapest suburb in Melbourne is Frankston North, with a median house price of $288,000 - yet it's a long way from being the least liveable. A bargain.

213. Gladstone Park +21 $$

214. Mount Evelyn -10 $$

215. Sherbrooke -58 *

216. Heidelberg West -30 $$

217. Laverton +30 $

218. Albion -5 $$

219. Broadmeadows -28 $

220. Ferntree Gully +7 $$

221. Mooroolbark -38 $$

222. Forest Hill -25 $$

223. Meadow Heights -19 $

224. Truganina -14 $

225. Lalor -1 $

226. Croydon -33 $$

227. Keilor East -15 $$$

228. Airport West -26 $$

A small suburb south of Tullamarine (289) and north of Niddrie (181), Airport West has the lowest ranking for cultural sector but has excellent shopping facilities and low congestion on its arterial roads.

229. Bonbeach -13 $$

230. Mill Park -8 $$

231. Frankston South -1  $$

232. Wonga Park  +18 $$$

233. Sunshine West +39 $$

234. Westmeadows -40 $$

235. Bundoora -16 $$

236. Altona Meadows -21 $$

237. Wantirna +2 $$

238. Heidelberg Heights +3 $$

239. Strathmore +5 $$$

240. Eumemmerring +6 *

241. Doveton +1 $

242. Lilydale +6 $$

243. Notting Hill -104 $$

The greatest decline in ranking since 2005, Notting Hill plummeted 104 places, mostly after a drop in score on schools due to the closure of Monash Primary School, Monash Secondary School and Westerfield Preschool between 2006 and 2009.

244. Ardeer -79 $

Between Sunshine West (233) and St Albans (282) — both geographically and in our rankings — Ardeer scores well on open space, thanks to parkland around Kororoit Creek, but has dropped 79 places since 2005 on the back of an increase in crime.

245. Point Cook -13 $$

246. Lysterfield South +7 *

The top suburb for open space, more than 50 per cent of Lysterfield South is made up of Lysterfield Park, with a swimmable lake and extensive trails; it was the venue for mountain biking events at the 2006 Commonwealth Games.

247. Harkaway +2 $$

248. Altona North +8 $$

249. Wantirna South -24 $$

250. Springvale -5 $$

251. Coolaroo -31  $

252. Croydon Hills +15  $$

253. Hadfield +16  $$

254. Croydon North -4 $$

255. Croydon South +2 $$

256. Roxburgh Park -16 $

257. Gowanbrae +38 $$

Up 38 places (from 295 in 2005), Gowanbrea, between Glenroy (196) and Gladstone Park (213), climbs the list thanks to its greatly improved proximity to bus services, including the opening of bus route 490 in 2008.

258. Kealba = $

259. Langwarrin -16 $$

260. Albanvale -1 $

261. Wandin North +12 $$

262. Patterson Lakes -1 $$

Just up the road from Frankston (193), Patterson Lakes is a short walk from the coast with loads of open space and uncluttered roads but it lacks tree cover, proximity to schools and scores low on all forms of public transport.

263. Cranbourne = $

264. Taylors Lakes +12 $$

A gain of 12 places since 2005 (when it ranked 276) in Taylors Lakes can be put down to a higher rating on shopping facilities following the expansion of Watergardens Town Centre in 2007.

265. Warranwood +10 $$$

266. Aspendale +4  $$$

267. Hoppers Crossing -7  $

268. Mulgrave +12 $$

269. Brooklyn +12 $$

270. Chelsea +12 $$

271. Kings Park +16 $

272. Clayton -55 $$$

273. Keilor Downs +4 $$

274. Berwick +12 $$

275. Baxter -42 $

276. Werribee -5 $

277. Dandenong North -9 $$

278. Bayswater -12 $$

279. Endeavour Hills = $$

280. Kilsyth -25 $$

281. Delahey +23 $

282. St Albans -19 $$

283. Greenvale -9 $$

A developing suburb on the edge of Roxburgh Park (256) and Meadow Heights (223), Greenvale is the worst-ranked suburb for cafes and restaurants, although developments are planned.

284. Carrum Downs -19 $

285. Narre Warren South +5 $$

286. Aspendale Gardens +23  $$

287. Narre Warren -4 $

288. Hampton Park +1 $

289. Tullamarine -4 $$

290. Chelsea Heights +4 $$

291. Epping +1 $

292. Lysterfield +11 $$$

293. Thomastown -5 $$

294. Scoresby -10  $$

295. Knoxfield -4 $$

296. Junction Village +16 $

297. Keilor +2 $$

298. Attwood -46 $$$

299. Cranbourne North +8 $

300. Chirnside Park -22 $$

At just over 32 hectares, outer-northeast Chirnside Park is by far our largest suburb. An area of small farms and some houses, it is ranked worst for proximity to schools in part because of its sheer size.

301. Rowville -8 $$

302. Keilor Park -2 $$

303. Narre Warren North -3 $$$$

304. Deer Park -8 $

305. Dandenong South +3 *

306. Craigieburn -9 $

307. Sydenham -1 $$

308. Kilsyth South +2 $$

309. Wandin -7 *

Just past Mount Evelyn (214), Wandin is the worst suburb in Melbourne for proximity to public transport, although that proximity is measured by distance, not travel time: on Wandin’s uncongested roads, the drive to Lilydale Station typically takes less than 10 minutes.

310. Campbellfield -5 $

311. Keilor Lodge  +3 *

312. Sunshine North -14 $$

313. Bayswater North -2 $$

314. Hallam -1 $

Somebody has to be on the bottom of the list, and it's Hallam, which is relatively hilly, has good proximity to trains plus moderate open space, but which falls down most notably on culture, schools, shopping and tree cover.